i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
this is my post you get out
apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
Next time you get a “tumblr/facebook questionnaire” asking you to work out your porn star name or something, remember this…
Your mother’s maiden name, the name of your first pet, your birthday and the first street you grew up on are usually the same fields used for password security reset questions
if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
WHEN I’M TOLD THAT I’M TOO OLD TO ENJOY DISNEY WORLD:
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow
That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!
that’s what happened in budapest.